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		<description><![CDATA[Kory by John Cook Kory Chandler stopped outside the counseling office. The counselor, Miss Tanaka, led Kory in and closed the door. Kory combed through his hair with spread fingers and then shoved his fists into the pockets of his torn corduroy jacket. They sat down at a metal table with Sergeant Greer, the homicide [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogprint.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2957388&amp;post=7&amp;subd=dogprint&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">by</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">John Cook</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory Chandler stopped outside the counseling office. The counselor, Miss Tanaka, led Kory in and closed the door. Kory combed through his hair with spread fingers and then shoved his fists into the pockets of his torn corduroy jacket. They sat down at a metal table with Sergeant Greer, the homicide detective. Sergeant Greer had silver hair and he wore a gray suit.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Miss Tanaka said, “Kory, why don’t you tell Sergeant Greer what you told me?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory said, “Last year when my mom died, I told you she fell out of the tree. Well, I didn’t see her fall. My dad told me to say that.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Sergeant Greer said, “Would you start from the beginning?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory said, “It was a Sunday night around six o’clock. My mom and dad had been drinking and they were having a fight. And my dad said, ‘I guess you better fix these kids some dinner,’ and my mom said, ‘Screw you,’ because she was tired, so my dad slapped her. Then my mom called him a b…bastard, and then…” Kory shrugged his shoulders. “My dad kicked her.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“Where?” Sergeant Greer asked.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“In the chest.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“Was he wearing shoes?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“He had his boots on.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“Go on.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory spoke slowly. “I was in the living room watching TV and my sister was playing in the front yard. My mom went in my room and laid on the bed. I went in there and she was crying and all. She kept asking me for some water and then she’d drink it and throw up right after.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Sergeant Greer said, “I suspected something was wrong when your mom died. Remember when I came to your house?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“Yes.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“Remember where we sat?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“In the kitchen. No, the living room.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“That’s right, in the living room. We sat next to each other.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“No, we sat across from each other.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“Right again. I sat across from you and I watched you. I knew your parents drank, too. They drank a lot.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">”</span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory nodded. “How did you know?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“The empty bottles in the garbage. Back then, you told me you saw your mom fall out of the tree and I could see you were telling the truth. That’s why I believed you.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory said, “Well, I didn’t see my mom fall out of the tree. I was lying.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“Maybe you just don’t remember it the same. It was a very stressful time. Everyone was real sad.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory said quietly, “My dad kicked my mom in the chest and the next day she died.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Sergeant Greer leaned forward. “I know you told me the truth a year ago and now I don’t know why you’re changing your story. Remember where I sat you down?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory stammered, “In the kitchen.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“In the living room, Kory. I sat across from you and I watched you. That’s how I get to know the way people move when they speak. I talk to them about the weather and I watch them. When I start asking the real questions, I can see if they’re making abrupt movements. People don’t move naturally when they lie. When I talked to you a year ago, your movements were very natural. That’s how I knew you weren’t coached.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Miss Tanaka asked, “Do you know what he means, Kory?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory took a pencil stub from his pocket and bit down on the metal band. He wiped the spit off the eraser onto his sleeve and shoved both hands back into his pockets. “I didn’t see her fall out of any tree, that’s all I know.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Sergeant Greer said, “Then tell me why you said you did.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory’s back stiffened. “Because my dad told me to. He said he’d buy me and my sister all these toys if we did.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Sergeant Greer said, “Your dad couldn’t have known what her injuries were. Look, the injuries are consistent with what your dad told us, so that has to be what happened. What we really need to do is find out why you’re changing your story.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory had imagined this meeting while lying in bed at night, replaying his mom’s death. He never imagined the detective wouldn’t believe him.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory took a deep breath and said, “I didn’t see her fall out of the tree.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“Detective,” Miss Tanaka said, “when Kory told us this he felt as if he was harboring a dark secret…and we believed him.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Sergeant Greer shrugged. “Sure, but it doesn’t make sense. Kory’s dad couldn’t have told him what to say. First he would have to know what her injuries were, and nobody knew that until the autopsy. Then he’d have to know how you could get those injuries so he could make up a believable story, and he couldn’t have had that information. He’s not the type of person to open a book. What Kory is telling us is impossible!”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Miss Tanaka said, “Kory, what day did your mom fall?” Sergeant Greer and Miss Tanaka glanced at each other. Then she said, “Is it possible that you weren’t home when she fell?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“No.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“It isn’t?” Sergeant Greer asked.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“Well, sometimes my friend and I play at the high school.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Miss Tanaka asked, “Did you go to the high school on Saturday?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory said, “Maybe…for a couple hours.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“So it could have happened while you weren’t there,” Miss Tanaka said.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“But my dad kicked her on Sunday.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“And she died the next day? On Monday?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory nodded.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Sergeant Greer snapped, “We need to get this straight right now. When your mom died, I went around the block asking all the neighbors if they saw anything. Usually, Kory, somebody sees something. One of your neighbors said she saw your mom fall out of the tree. She’d been picking apples. Probably been drinking too and she fell from the first branch, so what is that…four or five feet?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory nodded.</span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“You wouldn’t think someone could die from that, right? Let me explain something. When your mom hit the ground, she stopped real sudden, and when somebody falls flat and makes an abrupt stop like your mom did, they tear this structure called the peritoneum. In the autopsy the doctor found a tear right where the stomach meets the small intestine. Your dad couldn’t have known that. I’ve stood two hundred autopsies and I’d never even heard of it, but…once you catch a whiff of that smell….”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory jerked back in his seat.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“The symptoms fit what I’ve told you. That’s the nature of peritonitis—you’re gone in a matter of a day or so. That’s what killed your mom. Your mom didn’t have any bruises anywhere, and if your dad had been beating her, there would have been some. That’s why I didn’t pursue it further. That’s why it doesn’t make sense that your dad would tell you to say she fell out of the tree.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">With a strained look, Miss Tanaka said, “Let me get something straight, Sergeant Greer. Kory’s mom falls out of the tree on Saturday. She seems all right. She’s not all right, but she seems like she is. Then on Sunday, dad kicks mom and shortly after that mom starts showing problems from her fall…but it looks like she’s having problems from the kick. Then on Monday, she dies.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“I’ll bet Kory’s dad thought he killed her too. That would make sense, wouldn’t it? If Kory’s dad thought he killed her, he might tell Kory to lie to you? I’ll bet Kory’s father still thinks he killed her!”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Sergeant Greer squirmed in his chair. “I’m sure I told him the results of the autopsy.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Miss Tanaka said, “Yes, but as you said, that’s such a traumatic time…he might not have heard you…or maybe he actually believes he fooled you.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Sergeant Greer said, “Kory, what does your dad do?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory shrugged his shoulders and said, “Nothing.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“Never? What’s he doing when you get home from school?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory said, “Well, yesterday was the first so he just got his check and he’s probably sitting in front of the TV smoking cigarettes and drinking. He’ll be sitting there and after a while, you’ll see a tear streaming down his face or something.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">“All the time?” Sergeant Greer asked. “I mean, every day?”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory said, “He didn’t used to. Only for about the last year.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Sergeant Greer clutched his forehead. He leaned closer to Kory and said, “Maybe you could tell him, Kory, or maybe you could ask him how your mom died. He could call the coroner’s office and get that information.” Sergeant Greer looked at Miss Tanaka. “The autopsy report. He could do that.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory sat rigid in his chair, looking to Miss Tanaka.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Miss Tanaka said, “Sergeant, Kory can’t tell his dad he tried to reopen the investigation.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Miss Tanaka took Kory’s arm and leaned forward, a tear on her cheek. She said, “Maybe someday, Kory? Maybe someday you can tell your dad he didn’t kill his wife?</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;"></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial;">Kory’s fingers trembled. “Maybe,” he said softly. “When I’m bigger.”</span></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Wo xi huan he kafei.  Ni yao kafei ma? Now that I&#8217;m sober, I want to say for the record that I wouldn&#8217;t really put a hamster in a hamster ball and let my German Shepherd bat it around the house.  That would be cruel&#8230;to the dog.  I don&#8217;t care about the hamster. I&#8217;m sure that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogprint.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2957388&amp;post=3&amp;subd=dogprint&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Now that I&#8217;m sober, I want to say for the record that I wouldn&#8217;t really put a hamster in a hamster ball and let my German Shepherd bat it around the house.  That would be cruel&#8230;to the dog.  I don&#8217;t care about the hamster.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure that my dog would be totally frustrated.  That would be cruel.  I would never do that to my dog.</p>
<p>Never mind the hamster.</p>
<p>Wo yo kafei ma?</p>
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		<title>A companion dog for my companion dog.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently performed the last service for my Rottweiler, Monsta.  Dog owners dread making that choice and some delay it as long as they can, which is arguably a diservice to the dog.  My German Shepherd, Falke, is the sole canine in my house now, a condition she has never known.  She is lonely.  She is anxious to greet [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogprint.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2957388&amp;post=1&amp;subd=dogprint&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently performed the last service for my Rottweiler, Monsta.  Dog owners dread making that choice and some delay it as long as they can, which is arguably a diservice to the dog.  My German Shepherd, Falke, is the sole canine in my house now, a condition she has never known.  She is lonely.  She is anxious to greet me when I get home from work, but since I never do arrival and departure rituals, she is deprived of a greeting ceremony.  We play 20 minutes after I get home from work.</p>
<p>The question is whether to buy or otherwise acquire a companion dog for my companion dog.  I do not have adequate time to put into the training of a new dog.  I won&#8217;t have the time for approximately 3 years.  If I were to get a dog to keep Falke company,  it would be strictly my dog&#8217;s dog since I don&#8217;t have the time for a dog of my own. </p>
<p>So I ask, what kind of dog would my German Shepherd like to have?  It isn&#8217;t like I can ask her.  I could ask myself, if I were a German Shepherd, what kind of dog would I want?  Maybe she would want a big, muscular dog like my Rottweiler was.  Being a German Shepherd, a female German Shepherd, she is in control wherever she goes.  She seemed to get perverse pleasure out of terrorizing my 105 pound Rottweiler, aptly named Herr Frankenstein&#8217;s Monsta.  He outweighed her by 30 pounds.</p>
<p>Falke cannot have another Rottweiler to terrorize because Rottweilers scare people no matter how well they are trained.</p>
<p>Falke cannot have any sort of terrier because I hate terriers.  After all, I have to live with the dog too.</p>
<p>Another German Shepherd?  No way.  Too much hair.</p>
<p>I think I will get her a hamster.  And a clear plastic hamster exercise ball.</p>
<p>Before I go to work each day, I will put the hamster in the exercise ball and put it on the floor for Falke to bat around the house all day.  I live in a tri-level so I expect that when I get home from work, Falke will have batted the poor hamster down three flights of stairs.  Poor hamster.  Maybe I will need a spare hamster.  Maybe two.</p>
<p> This is a good time not to be a hamster.</p>
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